It’s triumphant, but more because it’s great to see Bret Michaels alive than it is to see Casey perform.ĩ:14pm. Casey James is adequate on “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” And the latest winner of Celebrity Apprentice Bret Michaels joins him. They stand there singing blandly in front of a video screen showing the Ford music videos’ greatest hits.ĩ:07pm. Crystal and Lee are completely underwhelmed to receive custom Fords they designed earlier in the season. This song sounds almost exactly like that one about ripping up someone’s car, and that other one, “Cowboy Casanova.”ĩ:05pm. She’s really found a niche market, like Alanis, of angry songs about how much she hates guys. Hour two is ushered in by Carrie Underwood, whose fame I newly respect after my recent visit to Nashville. They can’t touch each other and smile while singing this song, I’m sorry!ĩ:01pm. Then Crystal stars “Ironic.” Is Alanis Morissette gonna come out? Shut up! She’s doing “You Oughtta Know.” So graphic and angry for American Idol, sorry, I’m left uncomfortable by this duet. Ryan interviews Crystal’s dad, though he appears more like a leather daddy. And there they are! (Not Celine & Elvis, Hall & Oates.)Ĩ:53pm. Maybe she could come out and do another wonderful duet with a hologram of Elvis.Ĩ:48pm. Yay, the hits of Hall & Oates! The only performer missing from this lineup is Celine Dion. A video tribute from Ricky Gervais.Ĩ:47pm. And sings rings around Lady Gaga, copycat or not.Ĩ:42pm. Christina goes solo for a number from her new album. Except the lighting makes it look like Evita’s emerging from hell. Out comes Christina, going for an Evita look. Apparently that’s a signal we’re hardening up after that last song for Christina’s “Fighter.” Another song of total desperation in this context.Ĩ:37pm. Everyone’s screaming and I am not sure if this is another case of a mic getting into a crazy person’s hands. Something is so desperate about hearing them say “We are beautiful no matter what they say.” Crystal kind of saves the day though.Ĩ:36pm.
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Lacey clown-face kicks off “Beautiful” and the other rejected girls of this season join in, and they’re actually singing for once. How did the producers not think that bringing out a slew of crazy rejects wouldn’t devolve into this?Ĩ:34pm. Tatiana del Toro tries to stop him to no avail. The song refers to some greats, like “You sing like a backup singer to a backup singer,” and “You must be deaf.” Then they bring out crazy people who were the targets of Simon’s criticisms and one of them grabs the mic and goes off on a rant. Dane Cook sings a medley of Simon’s best lines: “Simon Said” interspersed with Borscht Belt caliber roasting. Since the kiddies have stopped voting, and all.Ĩ:29pm. I see they’re going for the over-60 demographic tonight. Michael Lynche duets with Michael McDonald, the epitome of adult contemporary crooning. The other Gibb is baring his soul to Aaron Kelly. Barry Gibb is creepily singing directly to Siobhan.
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Siobhan Magnus and Aaron Kelly (ok, wouldn’t have been my first choice of pairing) duet on the Bee Gee’s “How Deep is Your Love?” Oh! And then the actual Bee Gees take over! So it’s a LiteFM-themed show tonight.Ĩ:20pm. We see the first of many recorded tributes to Simon Cowell involving Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest loving each other in a dressing room.Ĩ:19pm.
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What is this, his fourth appearance this season? At least he can say winning Idol does lead to work.Ĩ:18pm. For some reason they only shoot Orianthi from below which makes for a disorienting effect.Ĩ:14pm. An entire high school choir comes out, and then Alice Cooper. Orianthi, who could not have been pimped any more by this program, is on guitar. And here are the other finalists also dressed in school uniforms, singing “School’s Out for the Summer.” There’s awesome Siobhan Magnus, and that clown-faced girl Lacey something. Here are our two finalists, Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox, and they are oddly dressed as school-children.Ĩ:05pm.
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It’s a sad night, and not because we’re saying goodbye to another season of Idol, not because we’re saying goodbye to Simon Cowell, but because they managed to drag this out to a two-hour production of group sings and product placements.Ĩ:04pm. Alice Cooper and the Idols Vince Bucci/FOXĨ:01pm.